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    21 July

    【精】地铁塞车

        “如果广州地铁塞了车,也阻挡不了我对你爱情的火。
          广州的地铁会塞车吗?不会。
               所以我并不爱你。” 

    这是肥阳经常拿来拒绝女孩子的话语,放在公元2005720日前,他还是可以一如既往潇潇洒洒地甩掉她们,但,今天,721日,那女孩子听完后居然欣喜若狂,搞到肥阳米七和尚抹不着头脑——这哪跟哪儿啊?

    很简单,

    地铁塞车了。

    这地铁塞车可不像我们在地上司空见惯的那样——随处可见气势磅礴的车阵,宛如猛龙过江,一发不可收拾;又如黄河之水,滔滔不绝……往前两米,停三分钟,三分又三分,三分又三分,十分钟都有了,还是不动如风,静若处子。

    它只是一辆车,一辆比普通车长一点的车,不动了,像一个熟睡的婴儿,静静地卧在铁轨上,没有前后夹击的车辆,没有相互鸣笛的司机,远离了对高温的唾骂,远离了对政府的诅咒,只是静静地躺着,不打一丝呼噜,睡得如此安逸,如此美丽。

    也许它只是讨厌听到工作人员老是大声喊“不要超出黄线”;也许它只是喜欢听到“二号线列车故障,请乘客改乘其他交通工具”;也许它只是厌恶整天有人在它临关上车门的时候冲上来;也许它只是入乡随俗,秉承我市交通的优良作风;也许已没有也许,只是像我一样,累了,累得睡了,睡得甜了……

    不用葛优大叔很负责任地提醒,其实它也知道这样做的后果很严重:

    地铁广告词从此不能再用“准时,快捷”了,不然消委会会常过来看看;

    维修技师从此不能再偷懒了,不然他会常到消委会坐坐。

    三姑六婆从此开辟了一个地铁故障专区,讨论地铁塞车对GDP,计划生育及青少年犯罪的影响;

    妈妈们从此领悟出一条教育子女的良方,只要一不听话就说“信不信我把你关在地铁里”!

    公交车从此升为3元一程,由半死不活到郁郁葱葱;

    上盖物业的楼价从此暴跌,由炙手可热到门可罗雀;

    人们从此在迟到后多了一个借口“哎唷,地铁塞车啊”!

    肥阳的后果最严重,从此没了一句精彩绝伦的甩女秘语,被一件件猪扒粘得脱不开身,惨绝人寰……

     

                      如果天河路不塞车,我就可以奔向你。

            天河路会不塞车吗?不会。

          所以我并不能回到你身边。

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    Picture of Anonymous
    Sing_dna wrote:
    我都好中意呢首background music,听左好多年...
    sorry,我只是个路人
    30 July
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    LRC wrote:
    你只BACKGROUND MUSIC勾起我好多回忆啊,,.不过只歌真系几正....
    28 July
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    单线向蓝 wrote:
    希望下年我可以回来的话,我一定要再坐一次地铁
    27 July
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    聪献世 wrote:
    啊?你已经出左去啦?得闲翻下黎啦,gz真系好好噶
    26 July
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    单线向蓝 wrote:
    如果我可以再搭一次GZ既地铁......
    26 July
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    毛毛ღ wrote:
    地铁出事果晚我加班了
    24 July
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    聪献世 wrote:
    啊?你在哪里啊?广州这么好,干吗要离开呢?
    22 July
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    LRC wrote:
    比你讲到好挂住GZ添...
    22 July
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    聪献世 wrote:
    呃,这里郑重声明一下,我写这篇文章,是由于我下班时听到2号线有故障,不能正常运行,有感而发,更想就此调侃一下广州的恶劣交通状况,顺便拿阳阳来开刷。
    我完全不知道地铁那边真的出了事,而且听说是出了人命(截稿为止),我并没有对伤亡人员有任何恶意与不敬,如果造成大家反感,请原谅。
    22 July
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    聪献世 wrote:
    不是吧?这都可以怀疑不是我原创??!◎#¥%……※×
    21 July
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    KG wrote:
    肥阳的后果最严重,从此没了一句精彩绝伦的甩女秘语,被一件件猪扒粘得脱不开身,惨绝人寰……


    笑死了
    21 July
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    晒太阳的面包 wrote:
    原来可以用借地铁飞人架?
    厉害...
    学到野...
    21 July
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    想养狗的猫 wrote:
    哎~~积极响应你的号召来留言~~夸赞的话都说过啦~~多说几次可能会助长你的自恋气焰哦~怎么办???考虑一下...恩..看在你写普通话的份上好啦~小赞一下喽~还不错啦~很有FEEL也满有创意的...都怀疑真的是你原创么???
    21 July
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    Emerald1031 wrote:
    咦,聪聪的文章开始加入阳阳呢个角色了喔!有进步!
    21 July
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    双双猫Shelly wrote:
    写阳阳入篇文度好过瘾!聪聪好店!
    21 July
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    聪献世 wrote:
    猪扒梗系唔埋你身啦,你甘掂,距地有自知之明啊嘛,我地两个身边边有猪扒噶,呵呵
    21 July
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    Fedileo-Chan wrote:
    好似我同地铁应该无咩关系噶!
    我有用过呢招飞人咩!?

    我甘得噶?!下次试下先...

    不过以家无人SHOW啊....G扒都不鸟我啦!
    21 July

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